Hello kids! The name's 'Fergus' - expert in first aid, no matter what the circumstances. My assistant Edna (although she prefers 'Prof' because apparently she used to be this super-duper whizzkid of a doctor) keeps me right with directions and stuff; but make no bones about it, when life's in danger, I'm the one with the talent around here!

And while we're talking about bones, you should know that my own aren't what they used to be, what with the kidnap and all the accidents. But it really only affects me on take-off and landing.

Join me for lots of fun and adventure. You never know just when it may come in useful.